Hello world. Today it's Friday, tomorrow it's Saturday, as a Youtube celebrity once put it. Couldn't agree more.
I've had a theory for quite some time that I'm super human. It all makes sense. Hear me out...
* Even though I was the one that climbed the highest trees as a kid, I've never broken any bone in my body
* I have never had any illness other than regular colds. It was about 10 years ago I had a fever
* I've never taken any particular medicine
* I'm not allergic to anything
* Once I got food poisoning and was sick as hell, the next day I was on a boat like a boss.
As you see, all points to the fact I am a super human. I'm still trying to figure out my super powers. I have the ability to not hear people that well sometimes, but I wouldn't call that a Super Power. Maybe I'm immortal and unbreakable. I would probably say it's about a 70-75% chance of that being the case, how ever I'm not sure I would like to commit myself to jumping from a building or get exposed to HIV just to prove a point. Maybe I could jump from a horse, or maybe a big chair. Let me think about it.
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